PSST BUDDY
YOU WIT TEH EARZ
OH HAI!
DID U NO ITZ
READ EBOOK WEEK?
ME NEEDER! LOL
DID U NO U CAN HAS A FREE EBOOK?
DID U?
U CANZ!
THIS BOOK LULZY, I LOL UNTIL
I POOPZ
NOW YOU GETZ IT FREE DIS WEEK WIT TEH KOOPONZ
RE100
YES! U CAN HAZ
FREE LULZ EBOOK WIT
RE100
MABE U RITES THAT DOWN NOW, K?
RE100
ONLY GUD UNTIL MARCH 10
WHAZZAT?
U MADE OF BRASS?
U NO CAN MOVEZ ARMZ?
U NO CAN READ?
THEN Y WAYSTIN TIME TALKZ WITH U?
LETZ KEEP DIS A SEKRIT, K BRO?
I also laffed until I poopt. Just one of the many hazards that come from associating with Mr. Clemens.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I totally already bought the book with money. Because that's how good it is.
ROFL.
ReplyDeleteNow I have the difficult choice between reading Life, the Universe and Everything or One Last Quest...
WHO LET THAT RHINO IN HERE?
ReplyDelete@maschinengeschrieben: Read both! One is a classic, and the other is mine.
Decisions decisions. Do I finish Mike's book or get yours and leave 2 unread books this Sprinig?
ReplyDeleteAck! Return of NaNo Rhino!! ROTFL!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Great cover by the way.
ReplyDeletegood timing! I just replaced my craptop and loaded it on the new one.
ReplyDeleteGood heavens, man. Did you burst a blood vessel trying to type that whole post in ROFLOL NETSPEKE? Because I nearly burst one reading it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll be ordering yours and Speegle's offerings on paper, because that's how I roflol.