Here's three things you should remember:
Using backspace makes you slow
Forward is the way to go.
When you're drafting: keep every word,
There's time in December to polish that
The Typewriter Brigade will form this year
In the forums again, don't you fear.
The Mafia keeps the riff-raff out
While the rest of us gambol about.
Don't be a stranger, come on by.
No pants required! (I don't know why.)
The Rhino is a fickle beast:
Wants you to write when you want to sleep.
But he can't help you unless you're there,
So plant your butt upon your chair.
Roll up your sleeves,
Turn on a light,
Stop making excuses,
And write, write, write.