Sunday, March 4, 2012

IZ IN YR BLOG POSTIN TEH KOOPONZ

Nano Rhino whisper secrets

PSST BUDDY

YOU WIT TEH EARZ

OH HAI!

DID U NO ITZ READ EBOOK WEEK?

ME NEEDER! LOL

DID U NO U CAN HAS A FREE EBOOK?

DID U?

U CANZ!

THIS BOOK LULZY, I LOL UNTIL I POOPZ

NOW YOU GETZ IT FREE DIS WEEK WIT TEH KOOPONZ RE100

YES! U CAN HAZ FREE LULZ EBOOK WIT RE100

MABE U RITES THAT DOWN NOW, K?

RE100

ONLY GUD UNTIL MARCH 10

WHAZZAT?

U MADE OF BRASS?

U NO CAN MOVEZ ARMZ?

U NO CAN READ?

THEN Y WAYSTIN TIME TALKZ WITH U?

LETZ KEEP DIS A SEKRIT, K BRO?


8 comments:

Mike Speegle said...

I also laffed until I poopt. Just one of the many hazards that come from associating with Mr. Clemens.

Oh, and I totally already bought the book with money. Because that's how good it is.

maschinengeschrieben said...

ROFL.
Now I have the difficult choice between reading Life, the Universe and Everything or One Last Quest...

mpclemens said...

WHO LET THAT RHINO IN HERE?

@maschinengeschrieben: Read both! One is a classic, and the other is mine.

Bill M said...

Decisions decisions. Do I finish Mike's book or get yours and leave 2 unread books this Sprinig?

J.A. said...

Ack! Return of NaNo Rhino!! ROTFL!

Rob Bowker said...

Thanks! Great cover by the way.

notagain said...

good timing! I just replaced my craptop and loaded it on the new one.

Duffy Moon said...

Good heavens, man. Did you burst a blood vessel trying to type that whole post in ROFLOL NETSPEKE? Because I nearly burst one reading it.
And I'll be ordering yours and Speegle's offerings on paper, because that's how I roflol.